The Beating of a High School Janitor

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."

[Mopping sounds]

Mop, mop, mop

All day long

Mop, mop, mop

While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]

Gonna wax the floor

Gonna make it shine

Gonna take of the spray paint

With turpentine

"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"

[Person walking quickly towards him]

[Beating sounds]

"Hey!"

[Beating sounds]

"Get offa me!"

[Beating sounds]

"That's my bucket!"

[Beating sounds]

"Let go of my side burns!"

[Beating sounds]

[Sound of falling down into glass]