Brian
Top marks for not tryin'
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful, so strangely comforted
And I wonder, are you puttin' us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination?
Well, see you later, innovator
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
She'll be sayin', "Use me, show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it's there on a plate
Your high rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style not to get what you set
Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm, oh
(Brian) calm, collected and commandin'
(Top marks for not tryin') you leave the other stories standin'
With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their
Thunder
Are you puttin' us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination?
Well, see you later, innovator