Citizen C.I.A. (Live At Ryman Auditorium)

Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence

College graduates, apply today

Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes

In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams

You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God

We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad

Citizen C.I.A., Citizen C.I.A

Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day

We'll teach them all of our secrets, and then we'll walk away

We're knee-deep in guerillas, yeah the party never stops

United States of America, undercover cop

Citizen C.I.A., Citizen C.I.A

You said I'd be working with Sydney, man this sucks