Yo, Is You Cheo? (Skit)

First time I finally got with Wu

Nobody really even knew what they looked like with the exception of, you know

That music video that I think they made for ten dollars for, for Method Man

But the problem was the business of Wu-Tang

They missed the photoshoot. The only photos they had, I guess like, featured them in masks

At the time, you know, this is pre-internet

If you missed the photoshoot, there was no way for a magazine to course correct

The magazine came out but instead of these photos

Everybody had a basic, not even like an illustration, but a caricature

Raekwon the Chef, there was an illustration of Raekwon wearing, he's got like a chef hat

Ol' Dirty Bastard is pictured with a blow up doll

I didn't like 'em but the thing was was I completely understood the position that they were put in

Without art we would have to kill the story

I didn't think the illustrations reflected the seriousness of what I had witnessed

'Cause musically Wu-Tang was just off the charts. I thought it looked corny

Some stories turn out great and some stories don't turn out great

This was the one I felt was only okay and um, you know, you move on

It came out and nothing happened, I didn't hear anything from the group

First person that I see, Masta Killa walks up

I didn't know him at the time. And he says

"Yo, is you Cheo?" And I said, "Yeah." Bam, I get hit in the face

He's right 'cross my left eye

"That's just to let you know Wu-Tang Clan nothing to fuck with

We come real with our shit. We ain't no fuckin' cartoon characters"