I Like 'Em Big and Stupid

When I need something to help me unwind

I find a six-foot baby with a one-track mind

Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands

Give me a moron with talented hands

I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"

I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come, the harder I fall

In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me?

Superman with a lobotomy

My father's outta Harvard, my brother's outta Yale

Well, the guy I took home last night just got outta jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh, it really got me hot

But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he'd had his shots

The bigger they are, the harder they'll work

I got a soft spot for a good-looking jerk

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

I met a guy who drives a truck

He can't tell time but he sure can drive

I asked his name and he had to think

Could I have found the missing link?

He's so stupid, you know what he said?

Well, I forgot what he said 'cause it was so stupid!

The bigger they come, the harder I fall

In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

She likes 'em big and stupid

She likes 'em big and real dumb

She likes 'em big and stupid