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Ya nanana yohoho
Ya nanana yohoho with a bottle of
Ya nanana yohoho
Ya nanana yohoho with a bottle of
Keep your eyes peeled and tell your neighbor the same
It's that time of year to play your favorite game
And rumor has it, the locals are reporting some unusual traffic
Oh no!
So now this puts you in the middle of a war
Go and get a camera
Aim it straight at your front door
That's the least that you can do
Just in case they set their sights on you
Out on the streets the lurk
Waiting for you to leave for work
(Hey you!)
And they got their eyes
On what you bought online
(Oh no!)
And if your package hasn't arrived on time
Then take it up with Amazon Prime
Hey Bezos!
The porch pirates are comin' by
Ya nanana yohoho
Ya nanana yohoho with a bottle of
Ya nanana yohoho
Ya nanana yohoho with a bottle of
The neighborhood's in a panic and it's red alert
Folks' gifts are goin' missin' without any word
Now before this can get any worse
We gotta make sure they get theirs
Instead of yours
And this won't be an easy cycle to break
But if you want change, this is what it'll take
We need every consumer in the United States
To overnight themselves a big box of venomous snakes
Out on the streets they lurk
Greedy, greasy, thieving jerks
(Hey you!)
When the UPS guy rolls by
You know they're close behind
(Oh no!)
And if your package hasn't arrived on time
Why don't you
Take it up with Amazon Prime
Hey Bezos!
The porch pirates are comin' by
Oowee, I think it's time to get one of those
Fancy shmancy Ring doorbell cameras
Bezos!
Hey!
Yeah yeah yeah
Bezos!
Okay
Hey!
Hey Bezos!
Hey!
Come on!
Bezos!
Aaargh, ye scurvy dogs!
Hey Bezos!
I got a plank you can walk
Hey!
Aaagh, prepare to be boarded!
Bezos!
Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Hey!