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Fat america is on the rise
A rivalry who's first to dine
The rapid rate of a social decline
A psychotic, hunger craze?
Or primal, nethanderthal instincts?
From ape to man, what makes us distinct?
In the drive thru "Karen's yoga class" is throwing a fit
From getting flipped off by a bus of religious pacifists!
Vegetarian activists are uniting with Carnivore enthusiasts
To kick everybody's teeth in, so they're the first in line!
Diabetic vultures fighting for thier fix
Against paunchy trailer trash welfare ticks
Dietary weight lifters, scolding the overweight
Yet they're in line, for the same thing
Debilitated numbskulls
And Malnourished super models
Are Choking each other,
Over a cheese burger combo!
The advocacy for weight loss
Is enough to break the scale
The kitchen crew and staff has had enough
All the turmoil is not worth the cut
Survival of the fittest is in effect
Its the only solution to trim the fat
A portion size of chaos is plenty for us to fail
Its a Fast food frenzy
Misanthropy
Its Fat-food friendly
Insanity
Its a fast food frenzy
Catastrophe
Its Fat-food Friendly
Stupidity