TV Dinner Cuisine

Well I work a hard life truckin' day and night

Just to make my ends meet and feed my appetite

I got family to be fed, bills I have to pay

Who's the guy that said I'd be better off this way?

Now when I come home from a week-long drive

I got a pretty little lady with my clothes and jive

But the last time I was home I opened up the door

And she was rollin' 'round with some bacon on the floor

I said hey little puddin', tell me what's cookin'

Hope it's something nice and sweet

But since I came around and you fed another hound

It's another TV dinner cuisine

So I grabbed that other dog by his collar bone

I said boy you got some balls eatin' in my home

He said sir I must oblige, I really didn't know

But that girl you call your wife sure can make my tootsie roll

I said hey little puddin', tell me what's cookin'

Hope it's something nice and sweet

But since I came around and you fed another hound

It's another TV dinner cuisine

And all I ever wanted was a T-bone steak, yeah baby

But I never thought I'd see you with that shake 'n' bake

So I shouted at my wife, "What the hell's goin' on?"

She said boy you had it comin' bein' gone so long

I need love you never give, words you never say

And honest when you're gone I like it better anyway

I said hey little puddin', tell me what's cookin'

Hope it's something nice and sweet

But since I came around and you fed another hound

It's another TV dinner cuisine

I said hey little puddin', tell me what's cookin'

Hope it's something nice and sweet

But since I came around and you fed another hound

It's another TV dinner cuisine

It's another TV dinner, another TV dinner

Another TV dinner, another TV dinner cuisine