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"My name is John Crichton, an astronaut
Three years ago, I got shot through a wormhole
I'm in a distant part of the universe
aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners
My friends
I've made enemies
Powerful. Dangerous
Now all I want is to find a way home"
I was testing my theories about space travel
Went through a wormhole, ended in a space battle
I ran into a ship, literally
Killed a dude's brother, now he hates me habitually
That's Commander Crais
And I'm John Crichton
Recorded my song through songwriting
Soon met a deposed ruler
Blue priestess centerfold
Disgraced warrior
And they're all escaped criminals
Shush, shush
Don't spill the beans to no peacekeepers
Suddenly, this chick is after me like heatseekers
This woman kicks so slick, like she's laminated
Gets labeled irreversibly contaminated
That's a forcible discharge, so she had a dip
And left with us on our living ship
Sexy passenger, running from her employers
Everyone is after me, and those aboard Moya
What up, D'Argo, hard body persona
He wields a Qualta blade, and I got Winona
He hits them where it hurts, if they're wearing a vest
No need to reload, I give them six to the chest
Unlimited ammo
Release souls like Stark with cheat codes
Luxan hyper rage, go beast mode
East coast, west
I'm beyond beef soire
Earth upstart in uncharted territory
My father flew to the moon, so I used to stargaze
I called him from the moon and said pops, you need a Star Gate
Why the fuck they cancel Farscape?!
Sci-fi channel needs an Eidelon parlay
Scarrans eats ya eyeballs
Maldis eats ya soul
And Commander Crais is just an asshole
These ancient fucks put stuff in my head
That can build a weapon to kill us all dead
A conglomerate of all my past foes wanna bomb