Poor Armadillo

Poor armadillo on the side of the road

With them short arms and little legs

Can't help but move too slow

Yeah, poor armadillo

Folks are scared to touch ya

You live twenty years at best

Thinkin' nobody loves ya

Poor armadillo, man, you're tougher than a boot

I guess that's why nobody cooks up armadillo stew

Yeah, poor armadillo, people hit you just for fun

I guess that chicken crossed the road

Just to prove it could be done

Poor, poor armadillo

You're so misunderstood

Yeah, poor, poor armadillo

You're better than you look

Poor armadillo, bet you love a honky-tonk

'Cause you look like Moe Bandy with an army helmet on

Yeah, poor armadillo

You are a friend of mine

You make tacos out of termites

You make scorpions run and hide

Poor, poor armadillo

You're so misunderstood

Poor, poor armadillo

You're better than you look

Yeah, poor, poor armadillo

You're so misunderstood

Yeah, poor, poor armadillo

You're better than you look

Poor, poor armadillo

Well, you're so misunderstood

Poor, ugly armadillo

Well, you're better than you look

Yeah, you're better than you look

Yeah, poor armadillo, man, keep up the fight

'Cause the whole state of Texas is on your side