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"Tell me what you're doing here all by yourself" said the wolf
"I'm off to visit my granny"
"Well, I know granny she doesn't live that far away from here
Just another five minutes along this path" said the wolf
"Why thank you, Mr. Wolf" said Red Riding Hood
She decided to carry on and get to granny's quickly
"Have a pleasant day" she said to the wolf
"Oh, I will, it will be a delicious day" said Mr. Wolf
So you may be wondering what Mr. Wolf was going to do
I suppose you might think that he wanted to steal Red Riding Hood's basket
Well, I suppose he probably did
But there was something else he wanted to do too
Yes, he wanted to eat Red Riding Hood
But I suppose you're thinking, "Why did he not just try and eat her there and then"
But Mr. Wolf had a plan
He may not has been as cunning as a fox
But Mr. Wolf plan is cunning enough
He decided he was going to eat granny and Red Riding Hood at the same time
"Mm" he said to himself "Today really is going to be a delicious day"
And off he went to granny's not along the same path as Red Riding Hood
But he had a shortcut he was going to get there faster before Red Riding Hood
A minute later he arrived at granny's house and he tapped on the front door
"Is that my daughter" asked granny inside
"Yes it is" said Mr. Wolf in the most awful impression of a lady
Granny who was hard of hearing opened the door
And before she could say "Did you remember to bring my cookies"
The wolf had ran in and quickly gobbled her up
"Ooh that was delicious, but Red Riding Hood would be even more tasty"
Before he could say anything else
He felt something rising in his belle and out of his mouth
Mr. Wolf let out the biggest belch the world has ever heard
He heard Red Riding Hood approaching the cottage
Now Mr. Wolf loved acting one of his biggest ambitions was to act on a stage
However there weren't many parts for a wolf to play
Apart from the boy who cried wolf
But the other actors didn't seem that keen on acting alongside Mr Wolf