Schmutz!

Uh oh, come here

You got a little schmutz

Just a little schmutz on your face

Don't fuss I'll be quick

Ok ok how about I tell ya in a song?

Wipe it off!

Schmutz is a mess you can wipe right off

With a cloth or your hand

Or the top of your sock

Or the edge of your sleeve

Just don't let em see

A schmutz-less face

That's how ya gotta be

So wipe off the schmutz!

Wipe off the schmutz

After a wipe it'll all be kaputz

Schmutz is a mess we can take care of quick

Get too much schmutz, you'll probably get sick

Schmutz is a mess you can wipe right off

Sometimes it's crusty, sometimes it's soft

No sense to stress with schmutz on your face

You can pick that stuff up all over the place!

Now wiping off schmutz is a messy business

Gimme a minute, we'll be finished

Can't let gramma or grampy or any of your friends

See ya lookin like that without a good cleanse

So wipe off the schmutz!

Wipe off the schmutz

After a wipe it'll all be kaputz

Schmutz is a mess we can take care of quick

Get off all of that schmutz, you'll be looking quite slick

Now ya see?

Schmutz is not a big deal

So I can go play?

Just a minute lemme get this last bit of schmutz