Poops & Probes

I'll grab the sun and the moon

I'll hold the world in my hand

These things are easy for me

I can't make you understand

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Pulling rabbits out of a hat

All I get is polite applause

Applause, applause, applause, applause

Marvel at heaven and hell

Gasp at the Champs-Elysees

Raise the Titanic and then

I see you turning away

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Entertaining, that's the word I get from you

Entertaining, and then you bid a fond adieu

Well, adieu

I'll make a pauper a king

I'll turn your water to wine

These things are easy for me

How come I can't change your mind

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