Never Never Land (Ooh-La) [1999 Remaster]

Just a minute, just a minute

Folks, make sure you ain't using a blunt needle

Last week I got badly scratched on me timetable

And can you think of a worse place to get scratched?

Alright, let me have that music

It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band

Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la

Everybody's in the band in the never never land

Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la

You can jump across the moonbeams

You can swing upon a star

You can even sit on rainbows shouting ha ha ha ha ha

It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band

Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you

This is Peter Sellers doing an impression

Of Jimmy Durante doing an impression of me

All you gotta do is guess who I am and

Let me know 'cause I'm getting worried

And now may I introduce Fred Krenk, the singing undertaker

Alright Fred, let 'em have it

You can jump across the moonbeams

You can swing upon a star

You can even sit on rainbows

Shouting ooh las from afar

It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band

Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you

That's enough Fred on with your wooden overcoating, go

And now folks, a surprise

It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band

Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la

Everybody's in the band in the never never land

Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la

You can crash the great big cymbal

You can bang the big bass drum

You can be a pied pied piper

If you don't fall on your drum

It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band

Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you

Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you

This should have been a long-playing record

Going 'round on these 78's makes me dizzy

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