Go See the Doctor

Three days later, go see the doctor...

I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat

Clapping my hands and stomping my feet

I saw a little lady so neet and petite

So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet

So I asked this lady could I take her out

We could wine and dine and we could talk about

The birds and the bees in my waterbed

And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head

We continued to talk, and before you knew it

We were at my house and it was time to do it

As soon as I finished, I lost my poise

Ran outside and told all my boys

I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"

They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"

The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her

But three days later, go see the doctor

I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right

She felt so good, hugged me so tight

I said "Good night"

Three days later...

Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing

Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing

I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"

I'm a kill that girl next time I see her

The madder I got, the more I reminice

Why is my thing thing burning like this?

Well I remember the first day I saw that girl

I just couldn't wait to rock her world

I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"

What have I done stuck my dick in?

Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave

Calls her Mrs. Microwave

Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn

The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned

But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her

But three days later, go see the doctor

I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"

He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"

I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"

Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt

He turned and said in a real deep voice

"Have it your way, if that's your choice