I stood there nude and stared into the washer's run
For battered there through porthole stare was old man gun
His scarlet sash with jeans to match looked through my eyes
I put him on still soft and strong and drove to work
Well you clean up nicely darling
Sweeping the crumbs out from under your chin
Yeah you clean up nicely darling
Kicking the dropped ice cubes under my fridge
When you're spilling the glasses of water for dinner
Yeah you're making me feel like the sinner I know that I am
I know that I am, so break in tomorrow
Steal what you borrow and fail to resist that which is supple
Lead me to troubles and beg me to fix some pic of alaska
Shrunk in the map corner yet such a big hassle
Well you clean up nicely buddy
Getting that belle home again before ten
Yeah you clean up nicely buddy
Chasing that tail to prove you're among men