After the clerk scans the price tag
John Upper finally understands the movie he saw recently
And how it was all a thought in the guys head
None of it was real in the first place
The people in line were furious
Telling him to hurry up and buy the chainsaw
(2 weeks later)
Matthew Ontario reports that the Jumpsuit sightings have stopped
And declares it safe to go outside again
He continues to the next segment about receiving messages in pillows
They cut short and switch to commercials