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With a bad bitch, I like the way her jigglies puff
Felt like Sudowoodo by the way I stood her up
When I pulled it out, I made her bubble beam like Piplup
If I ever pick up, it's to get my dick sucked
Ash Ketchum put my Pokeballs up in her mouth
Left my back with cat scratches, she be acting just like Meowth
Posted up with rockets, we gon' send them to your house
These 2,000 dollar kicks, I put my feet up on your couch
Riding up the block, I'm finna go and take his gym badge
Keep a cannon on me, Blastoise to get a shit bag
Playing with them sticks, you would've though that this was witchcraft
Tell Brock I'm with Misty, he gon' have to get his bitch back
How you tryna battle with a level 7 of Shinx
I got jungle fever, need a bitch that look like Jinx
I call these rappers Jigglypuff, they put me to sleep every time they sing
And if we cross paths, let's duke it out inside the ring
You gon' need a squirtle for her pussy when she dry up
Fuck her, then I left, now she confused just like a Psyduck
I like to pop all in their faces
Stupid thot, she like Lickitung, she like the taste it
STD's, gotta catch em all, I'm getting impatient
Call me Mr. Mime, the way I look like I'm a rapist
Swear to God, I found a Ratatat inside my basement
Call me Decidueye, the sinister arrow gets your face split
Squirtle squad, keep my shades on like it's the Matrix
Pikachu, I'm leaving red dots up on they faces
All she do is splash, stupid bitch look like a Magikarp
Walking around with Cindiquil, doing laps up at the National Park
In the tall grass, smoking weed up in the bushes
At the Pokemon Center, fuck the nurse and then I book it
Taking medicine from Nurse Joy, when she ain't looking
Meanwhile, Dawn just threw it back, I like the way she shook it
The bitch said that she mad because her boyfriend look like Geodude
I used to take that nigga's lunch money back in middle school
I feel just like Vaporeon, I'm about to take a piss on you
She tryna breed at the daycare, but I got shit to do