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Alright everybody, come back in, come on back in, hurry up
Are you ready?
Adam Sandler!
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Hanukkah
So much funukah
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get (eight crazy nights)
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's the fourth list of people who are Jewish
Just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star, so does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan
We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on
How about Geddy Lee from Rush?
We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don't have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk, smart Jew
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Hanukkah
Harry Potter and his magic wandukah
To celebrate Hanukkah
Jared from Subway (goddammit, a Jew)
Goddammit, a Jew
But guess who's Jewish and can fix him?
Loveline's Dr. Drew, get on it, doc!
Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from Frozen
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen
Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but a hundred percent nutty
It's cool that Santa Claus makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys, ice cream's Ben & Jerry, both Jewish!
From New York to Iranukah, get up and celebrate Hanukkah
Don't mess with the Zohanukah, let's all get along for Hanukkah
So drink your Jaegerbombukah and smoke your medical-chronukah
If you really, really wannakah, have a happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah
That was fun!
(Terrific)