Christmas Is My Favorite Time of Year

Yeah, don't you love the yuletide fun?

There's joy and cheer for everyone

I wait for Santa with a gun

Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

Some sugar plums I haven't kissed

But mistletoe I must resist

'Cause I'm on St. Frank's most wanted list

Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

And there's a home where you can't go

And there's a life that's full of love you used to know

For me, it's true, but kid, not you

'Cause your family's here

Yeah, they're still yours to hold

If you come in from the cold

So if tomorrow, Santa's flown

The tree is down and you're alone

I'm always here right by the phone

Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

Wait a minute, wait a minute

You didn't call me to apologize, did you?

You got no one else to talk to

Look out the window

Why?

Just do it

I'll call you soon but who knows when?

And Frank, I hope we'll meet again

Like when you're serving eight to ten

Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

He's a kid?

He's a kid!