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Captain's log, dawn, Central Time
We awoke to alarms blaring
It's the Thiccometer
It picked up a thicc signal about two clicks out
These Thiccidity readings are off the charts
Never in all the annals of seamanship has
Thiccissitude of this magnitude been recorded
Could this be the Lost City of Atlantits?
Let's get it on
Wait. Do you hear that?
Let's get it on
My gosh
The siren song of deepwater groupies
I know I should block my ears
Wanna fuck at sea?
But it's no use
I'm just
Too irresistible