Uninvited

A grand celebration for a baby? How wonderful.

I see I've fallen off the A-list – well, how very convenient

The aristocracy's hypocrisy is making me ill

I know you're very busy on your kingly, queenly thrones

No time to throw your friendly neighbor measly little bones

Well, you will see I'm not expendable, nor am I lenient

Here's what you haven't seen yet

I will not be forgotten

I will shake my fairy fist

I have got such a rotten little present, missforgotten and unpleasant

Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list

Uninvited

For I know the king and queen have planned a perfect party day

With their perfect food and perfect gifts, the best in every way

Only beauty for the privileged little prune

Everyone who's anyone will come to see and to be seen

They'll be all dressed up and drink

too much and prance around and preen

And serve up lies upon a silver spoon

I'll meet the tiny shriveled beast that people think is so cute now

Nobody old or angry's ever s'posed to darken her door (sure)

Her prideful parents think they've been the very cleverest

Well, they should know that one should never ever ever test

A fearless sorceress – plus, they've ruined my good repute now

Well, you know that's all moot now

I will not be forgotten

I will shake my fairy fist

I have got such a rotten little present, missforgotten and unpleasant

Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list

Well, I will not be forgotten

I will shake my fairy fist

I have got such a rotten little present, missforgotten and unpleasant

Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list

Uninvited