Something About Mary

Baby, locked up

I miss you so much

You'll always be my girl

This is a love song y'all about this girl

Sometimes, she a dyke like Laverne and Shirl

Sometimes, she like boys to pull her red hairs

Sometimes, it's so good it make it hard to share

We've been married since I was 13 years old

Acapulco Gold, hit the bong and reload

White shark, white widow and white rhino

I'm hooked on phonics, that's all I know

So much skunk Jahera and super silver haze

I haven't smoked regular weed since fucking happy days

Mongolia, Indigo, Bubblegum and Blueberry

All these names 'cause there's something about Mary

There's something about Mary

She's always on my mind all the time

She looked me dead with green eyes and I mesmerize

She that fluffy that's gon' take me up to paradise

Because I vaporize and I take the flights

She the breezy, come in easy, and she makes it right, huh

I'ma go, I'ma go, stuff her in optimos

Go buy some cereal and laugh like it's comical

We do it abominable just like the snow-man

You mug as we blow man, so I fuck with your dough, man

And a nigga can't tell me shit about this Mary Jane

Most of y'all favorite rappers in this game is hell a scary, man

Take it how you wanna take it, 'cause I'ma wake and bake it

She love it how I beat it up so tough, that's why she's naked

There's something about Mary

She's always on my mind all the time

Me and my homies, we play this game

We call it, "The Bong Show," an interesting name

We hit it blindfolded and try to guess

What the strand is of the hydro sense

Is it Orange Crush or maybe Black Widow?

Blowing endo with Mario Galindo

I smoke what I push sticky purple Kush

'Cause even God spoke through the burning bush

Victor Berlin, Ebola endo sure

I grow it at my ranch on the ponderosa

Bionic Chronic, Hydroponic, my dog ate my weed

And I made that bitch vomit

It's true, she my girl, I'll never leave her

I once made a bong out an old steam cleaner

I need her, she makes my life complete

And I know she loves me too 'cause she makes me eat, uh

There's something about Mary

She's always on my mind all the time

There's something about Mary

She's always in my brain, she's my fame