Some Like It Hot

The world is like this supper club

The Lord above, the maître-d'

He throws the menu down

Lets you peruse, then ask ya'

"What will it be?"

The choices are many, so risk it, love

And have it your own way

'Cause whatever butters your biscuit, love

Is fine by me

Which is why I say

Some like a cool pastoral scene

With rolling hills, and woods of green

It's heaven-sent, to pitch a tent

To bill in cool

Some like the warm Hawaiian clim'

Where one can really take one's time

And hit the sack, an upright shack

Just made for two

Some like it nippy on the ice

'Cause then the sheets are paradise

Keep rubbin' hips, until your lips

Are turning blue!

Some like it rough, some like it tame

Give me a moth who loves the flame

Some like it hard and hot

It's what I got for you!

Now on a sultry summer day

Some consummate with consumé

Yes, as a rule it keeps things cool

As mountain air

And though the postman might ring twice

Some like a man who brings the ice

He cometh with his block

To stock my Frigidaire!

To warm the cockles of their heart

Some like a fresh young apple tart

But in a storm, just being warm

Will never do

But if you were yen for egg-foo young

Mine's guaranteed to burn your tongue

Some like it hot, and hot is what I got

For you!

If everybody was the same

Well, life would be a bore

If Manny goes with Sammy, hell

That's what he's yearnin' for!

Let different rhythms move your seat

For I have often found

We all dance to a different beat

And that's what makes the world go 'round!

Everybody, dance!

If you like your seafood salty

Come and cast your line in me