What Have You Done for Me Lately

Hey Jethro

What Homer?

You say that you're a friend of mine

Do me favors all the time

But what have you done for me lately?

Lately? Well last month I loaned my car to you

Yeah and I still got it, that's true

But what have you done for me lately?

Well Homer, I let you take my girl out

'Cause you didn't have a date

Yeah and that twenty bucks that you give me

Yeah

It didn't even pay for what she ate

What a hog

When you were sick last week old bud

I gave you two pints of my good old blood

Yeah but what have you done for me lately?

A minute's gone by you see

And you've done nothing for me

How 'bout this? I recorded your new song today

Yeah that was this morning pal, okay

But what have you done for me lately?

Homer, I let you use my motorboat

But I let you co-sign my note

Oh

And that's what I've done for you lately

Thank you buddy

I offered you a discount anytime you deal with me

Pretty funny, you're an undertaker

How lucky can I be?

Well I served five years in jail for you

Yeah think of all the friends you made up there too

Yeah

That's what I've done for you lately

Two minutes right here I've stood

And you've done me no good

Well I loaned you all my money

And I didn't get no thanks

Those withdrawals that I had you make

Impressed them at the bank

Sure did

Last night you borrowed my TV

Last night?

Yep

That's old history

But what have you done for me lately?

Jethro

Huh?

There's nothing I wouldn't do for you

There ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you

That's why we do nothing for each other