No One Loves a Fat Man

Now, I'm as fat as a funeral hat

Feet, six feet wide across my back

And I weigh three-hundred pounds, the folks done say

I could not run and I could not walk

But I hobbles around like a load of pork

To protect my weight, I tries in every way

No-body loves a fat man

Now, why am I like that, man?

Night and day, the folks all say

You big hippopotamus a-in my way

My mama and my papa

Said triplets I should be

But no-one loves a fat man

That's why nobody loves me