Redder Than That

Here we are, reunion night, class of 1985

Guess we've done alright since graduation day

I guess we did okay

Yeah, they tried to teach us all to be pillars of society

Hoping we'd outgrow our redneck ways

But I look around and nothing's really changed

We've been drinking too much wine

we've been having too much fun

We've been laughing loud all night

and woke up everyone

We've been swapping lies and swatting flies

and showing our country class

And we both know better

it don't get redder than that

Bobby's preaching down in San Antone

don't seem like all that long ago

Since he mooned us all from the football field

yeah, I remember that

Johnny sold that old Trans-Am

Now he's in a mini van

I can't believe how old that makes me feel

But I bet tonight we could get him to make those tires squeal

We've been drinking too much wine

we've been having too much fun

We've been laughing loud all night

and woke up everyone

We been swapping lies and swatting flies

and showing our country class

And we both know better

it don't get redder than that

Angeline, the homecoming queen

flew all the way from France

She's looking good in them painted on jeans

And, Lord, she sure can dance

Hey, Troy, this might be your chance

She's been drinking too much wine

she's been having too much fun

We've been laughing loud all night

and woke up everyone

We've been swapping lies and making eyes

and showing our country ass

And we both know better

it don't get no redder than that

We both know better

it don't get no redder than that

Hey team, we're all the way through