Tchotchkes

I have been dreaming all year long

Of a shiny new Mercedes that can fit into my palm

Christmas presents all under the tree

Well, it really makes me so uptight

I really wanna do it right

What should I get her?

Something special for the girl I love

That lets her know how much I really care

I haven't got the bread to spare

The cheaper, the better

I know what to get her

Just buy me tchotchkes

Cute little tchotchkes

With personalities

That match my style

I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

Later on, I'll take a subway ride

'Cause there's a market downtown at noon

The big day is coming soon

And I'm gonna ace it (I'm gonna ace it now)

An old lady slinging Russian dolls

She told me I can get 'em three for five

But they don't include the two inside

I'll buy it on credit

She'll never forget it

Just buy me tchotchkes

Cute little tchotchkes

With personalities

That match my style

I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

Gold and diamond rings

Things won't make me happy

Or make me smile

Just buy me tchotchkes

Cute little tchotchkes

With personalities

That match my style

I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

I'll bring her tchotchkes tonight

I want a gem, not the stone

A lucky find that's one of a kind

Just like me

Ding dong, it's Santa's sled

It's Christmas morning, get out of bed

The goose is cooked, and it's time for food

I'm in a real good mood (Mr. Santa)

Ding dong, it's Santa's sled

It's Christmas morning, get out of bed (bring me some toys)