3 C's To Success (From the Netflix Film "Thelma the Unicorn")

Excuse me?

You're lucky because I'm going to teach you

What I taught me

A long time ago

The three C's To success

Step one, change

To be successful, you have to change

Not once, but every day, sometimes twice a day

But I'm already a unicorn

Change your look, change your name

But change your tail, change your mane

Change your moves, change your style

And change your hooves, change your smile

Step one, of the three C's to success, oh yes!

Stick with me, baby, you'll go far

I'll make you shine like the brightest star

You're gonna light up the galaxy

And all it takes is the three C's to success

Step two, cologne

What?

Perfume, Eau De Toilette, whiffy stuff, the nose jollies darling

That's not bad or something?

You want encores and standing ovations?

You need to cause olfactory sensations

You want to be the belle of the ball?

You need to have the biggest smell of them all

Your own cologne, that's when you know you've arrived

We'll call it, "Unicornia Number Five"

You wanna shine like a supernova?

You need to hit 'em with a unique odor

They'll wanna smell like you from here to Paris

That's step two of the three C's to success

When I was a boy, I was a nobody

Nobody knew my name

No one would dance with me

They'd say, "Ew, who is he?"

Then they'd turn and run away

That's when I knew

If I want to be somebody

I have to be somebody

That's when I changed my name from Dick Cumbersome to Vic Diamond

I became a mover and a shaker, I became the star maker!

But I digress, back to my three C's of success

The third C, partnership

But that don't start with a C

Nobody interrupts Vic Diamond except Vic Diamond

Now where was I?

One-star power, well, that has potential

Two stars combined, babe, it's exponential

With a celebrity by your side

You'll see what happens when two stars collide

You'll explode into a constellation

My dear, you'll be an overnight sensation

Stick with me, baby, you'll go far

I'll make you shine like the brightest star

Today a star is born, and that star is a unicorn

With Vic Diamond's three C's

Oh, Vic Diamond, that's me

Vic Diamond's three C's to success