Million Dollar Highway Lost a Couple Hundred Grand (Shock City Version)

Walking through the Mountains in Telluride

No One ever told me it was so Cold, Inside

Walking Through the Mountains in Telluride

When you get up here it's so Damn, High

When you get up on Black Bear Pass

I Ain't seen nothing like it Back in the Midwest

Where I came from

See Mom and Dad were about to Lose the Farm

So I Headed out West to Ouray, it could do no harm

Go looking for some money, and see what I could do

Hiked West from Red Mountain and the 550

Crossed that Black Bear Pass Till I came to Telluride

Noticed a Bank nestled right inside, So I came up with a plan

Guess the Million Dollar Highway Lost a Couple Hundred Grand that Day

Yeah the Million Dollar Highway Lost a Couple Hundred Grand that Day

Headed back on a Monday Night in a four Wheel drive

Drove into town about Midnight

There Wasn't a soul in sight

Going down that pass, was so Damn Hard in the dark

Thousand foot drops, on either side

Man I barely made it down, alive

Backed that four wheel drive right into that bank

Ran inside and grabbed the bags of cash

Headed my ass right back up Black Bear Pass

I Guess the Million Dollar Highway Lost a Couple Hundred Grand, that Day

Took the bags of money and I Headed away, Yeah

The beauty of Bridal Veil Falls kind of set me straight

Made it past the old power station at the top

Thought I was in the clear when I looked back and saw the flashing lights

Down in town

Now the Million Dollar Highway Lost a Couple Hundred Grand that Day

If I was gonna be free I had to Blow it Away, Yeah

It didn't go as planned, just wanted to slow them down

The dynamite from the farm took a minute to blow

After I set it down, made a huge Damn sound

I'd say the Million Dollar Highway lost a couple hundred grand that day

It didn't go right as planned but I got away

Took a couple minutes for the dust to clear as I drove my ass right out of there

Looking back in the rear view you could see the lights on the other side

As I drove that four Wheel Drive

Toward Durango

Had the bags of cash and I was free

Man I tell you I felt so happy

Then I felt that four wheel drive starting to fly right through the air

Guess the Million Dollar Highway lost a couple hundred Grand that Day

Guess we both lost a Couple Hundred Grand that day! I though I Got away

I thought I got away

Now I walk this Mountain Highway, every night till the Sun Comes Up

Thinking about what I could have done if I'd got away on that

Million Dollar Highway

Oh Man if I got away