Bandsexual

"Alex, are you gay or straight?" I'm bandsexual

I don't have a partner, I put money on the pedestal (mm)

Am I ADHD? I haven't seen a professional (yeah)

I just can't sit still 'cause this motion is perpetual

No handouts, uh-huh, no sirree, honey

I just love the game, and I simply don't need money

Laughing at my jokes, I'm not even tryna be funny (uh-uh)

Is there something that you feel you're tryna keep from me?

I put world's 153rd, pass the license, gynecologist

I canceled myself, 'cause I'm trying to get into politics

It's money, power, fame, like a adequate cocaine

I am not ashamed to say that I want all of it

Call up CPS, they keep messing with the boy

I'm an entrepreneur, strategically unemployed

Plain Jane, watch, call it chicken with no seasoning

That's what I had for dinner, 'cause I'm cutting, that's my reasoning

I'm a trillionaire, I hit Zimbabwe with a hundred bucks

Put it on red, turned it to two 'cause one was not enough

Feelin' like mitosis the way I had to double up

Gambling is not a good way to make money

I make it rain silver dollars on the strippers and give 'em concussions

And when you ask, "How many rolls?", I got me a dozen

Got no money left for tax, I'm uppin' the budget

Frick the government, I got a fake ID like McLovin

"Alex, are you gay or straight?", I'm bandsexual

I don't have a partner, I put money on the pedestal (mm)

Am I ADHD? I haven't seen a professional (yeah)

I just can't sit still 'cause this motion is perpetual

No handouts, uh-huh, no sirree, honey

I just love the game, and I simply don't need money

Laughing at my jokes, I'm not even tryna be funny (uh-uh)

Is there something that you feel you're tryna keep from me?

Money get me horny, when I see it, I be jackin' off

Break into the bank, butt naked, then I grab it all

I got so much money, I don't even need to rap at all

Nah, I'm joking, but what's rappin' if there ain't cappin' bars?

Why would I pay taxes? I can keep it, that's just more bread

Throw a stack of ones right at her face, she got a sore head

Why you tryna leave? Get on your knees, I need some more head

So in love with money that I spread it across four beds

Bandsexual, I swear, I'm bandsexual

Niggas always beefin', man, it's like they banned vegetables

Spend a small bag on some Ray-Ban spectacles

I got hella commas, I can not stand decimals

A hundred dollar bills, Benjamins, man, we at Benihana's

Sometimes I be trickin', spend a ticket on a skinny momma

Made her nigga jealous, but I'm sorry, don't want any drama

I'm just bandsexual, I promise, don't want any problems

"Alex, are you gay or straight?"

I'm bandsexual

I don't have a partner, I put money on the pedestal (mm)

Am I ADHD? I haven't seen a professional (yeah)

I just can't sit still 'cause this motion is perpetual

No handouts, uh-huh, no sirree, honey

I just love the game, and I simply don't need money

Laughing at my jokes, I'm not even tryna be funny

Is there something that you feel you're tryna keep from me?