Missed Flight (Intro)

Hello, Mr. Gabel. Welcome to Ten Flight Airlines

Your flight to San Francisco is on time and scheduled for flight within ten minutes

Please let me usher you to your first class seat

Would you like any condiments or perhaps a beverage

Yeah, yeah, I'd like some condiments and a beverage

Yeah, woke up, missed my flight again

Right again, I could get you to it, but I ain't that type of friend

Kinda in city spots, want me on the mic again

I don't got the time, I'm gonna need a bigger stipend and suite room

Not even to sleep, just to eat food

And I'm tryna have a couple different plates each noon

Greek spoon prophecy, speak smooth properly

If she really mad, she gon' teach you astrology

Honestly, she on it, but I kinda see different

Actin' like she mad, but she tryna seek wisdom

We kick it back and forth like old folks-leisure chats

And we both smoke, so we post up, leanin' back

PG be relaxed, DVD intact

Round of applause for the band on the beat and sax

Put the needle back, pass the wood, throw the keif in that

Keys to the pad, pay the tab, then I'm leavin' that

Ah, pussy so good, even God came down to get some

Oh, we on air

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

And welcome to flight 10, headed to San Francisco

This is your captain speaking

Larry Dorsey Jr., nonetheless

Passenger 69, yes, you the woman in the sundress

Please make your way to the cockpit

And everyone else, fasten your seatbelts as I bump and grind

I mean, it's going to be a bumpy ride

You know, sometimes you look out your window during turbulence

And there's nothing visible that can be a consequence

You can't explain why the plane is shakin'

And that's just like life, baby

No human can see the force behind the universe

Or this game

Besides that, take a shit during turbulence

It comes out sweeter

Um, let's get high