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My mom's gonna write her own eulogy
Before I even get the chance
She'll sit at the table and scribble and draw
Illustrate all of her plans
And she'll save every penny
She'll count every dollar
To hire a live music band
Oh my mom's gonna write her own eulogy
And she's gonna do it by hand
My mom's gonna write her own eulogy
Wants to leave the world the way she came in
To every room with a bang
Talked and she sang
It was her world that we're living in
The party will have a theme
And we'll all start to scream
When a voice comes out through the coffin
She prerecorded herself talking
Oh my mom's gonna write her own eulogy
And she's gonna make sure we're laughing
My mom's gonna her own eulogy
But don't you go thinking that there won't be rules
On what colours to wear
How you style your hair
The theme must match the food
Oh the lady, she's got a plan
She ain't going out bland
And I know you might think that it's silly
She insists it's a day
In the month of May
Where it's twenty-five degrees and pretty
My mom's gonna write her own eulogy
But don't you go thinking that I won't be sad
I'll sit at that table until I feel numb
She's the best mom that I could've had
And we'll all tell some stories
And she'd be embarrassed
So we'll predict what she would've said
Oh my mom's gonna write her own eulogy
My mom's gonna write her own eulogy
My mom's gonna write her own eulogy
And I'll remember all that she did