Sunspots

He was paying his bills on the internet

When the sunspots, sabotaged earth

It was the biggest fire in recorded time

The biggest sunspots in the universe

Well he clicked to send all the bills he paid

That's when his hard drive, stranded his purse

It was the coldest freeze a computer's known

The coldest hard drive in the universe

So that's when he put his mouse away

And he tried to call support

But he couldn't get a dial tone

You may not get to use the phone when

Sunspots create a mass ejection in the

Hot solar atmosphere

Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the

Xrays end up here, woo

Oh, the radio waves in the radio stopped

When the sunspots, vandalized earth

And the banker said no, we can't send your dough

Because the sunspots, are getting worse

So that's when he thought he might need a margarita

And found the nearest bar

But when he ordered his drink, the waitress smirked

Our blender never seems to work when

Sunspots create a mass ejection in the

Hot solar atmosphere

Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the

Xrays end up here, woo

Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the

Xrays end up here