Every morning wants to see me suffer
Holding out jokes for another timeout night
On the balcony, arms outstretched
To a wrist in the distance wrapped with a liquor license
Remember when
I would dunk on your darling, I was dying to meet you
Spun around bottle caps chosen to seize you
Hope is a hopeless game
Nowadays, spit doesn't taste the same
I tried to explain loving me is a waste of water
Cats and dogs came crashing on the pavement
As you cynically backed antinatalist hatred
God is a woman, God is a mom
My Dad's Dad's name was Thomas, so he christened me Tom
I watched you down a BuzzBall flight
And laughed as you joshed with the fuzz all night
Watch out for the coma
They're only your friends
When they're not dealing with you again and again
The unsung heroes of American literature won't forget you
I can't stand when I can't stand
I can't stand when I can't stand
I can't stand when I can't stand
I can't stand when I can't stand