A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields

Sometimes I'm the moralist

Sometimes I'm the apologist

Sometimes I just can't resist

Egg on my face, Egg on my face

Is this here what I believe?

Or how I want to be perceived?

My politics may seem naïve

Because they're better than me, better than me

So I think

Of the anarchist who know just what to say

But their actions give way two different things

An objectivist

A difficult tryst

A good way I think to hate yourself more everyday

People

Their actions can seem

So often

To be against their own beliefs

Yeah I wish

I wish I was pure

A perfect example

But I will always be a hypocrite

I be not worthy to hold a candle

Holden Caulfield

Is soo cool

L-O-L