Sand on the Beach

I'm a good friend, I'm a bad friend

I will do anything to make you laugh

You're still sleeping with your ex-boyfriend

I don't care, I just wanna make you laugh

It's a classic full Jurassic

I get paid to sing and you get paid to act

But I don't take those kinds of jobs anymore, no

And I will buy you all the sand on the beach

The sand on the beach, well

I'm here if you wanna talk

'Cause your man's out of reach

And you only have a week, well

I think that we should get tropical

Or maybe it's the alcohol

Or maybe it's the White Claw

I was hookin' up with your best friend

But I was thinkin' 'bout you the entire time

I was packin' beak with your brother

2020 was such a waste of time

I got hooked on Molly

And then I probably

Went way too hard and way too fast

Straight whiskey in a coffee

And a tamale

Well, I'm sorry I got nothing fuckin' left

And I will buy you all the sand on the beach

The sand on the beach, well

I'm here if you wanna talk

'Cause your man's out of reach

And you only have a week, well

I think that we should get tropical

Or maybe it's the alcohol

Or maybe it's the White Claw

The sand on the beach

The sand on the beach, well

I'm here if you wanna talk

'Cause your man's out of reach

And you only have a week, well

I think that we should get tropical

Or maybe it's the White Claw

Or maybe it's the alcohol

Claw, Claw, Claw, Claw