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Hey there ain't no nets around my cotton pickin' head
You never even listened to a single word I said
You sit there on your pompous ass and click your fancy heels
Thought you'd create another piece of art that you can steal
Yeah you're rich and you're good lookin' and outstanding in your field
But I'm the real deal
You don't know how I feel 'cause I'm the real, real, real deal
Bet your sweet patootie I'm the real deal
You may always be rich and I may always be poor
You're the kind that never gets another want no more
Hittin' all my friends and swingin' on my door
Here's a little somethin' gonna even up the score
Try as you may you can't know how I feel
'Cause I'm the real deal
No you can't know how I feel
I'm the real, real, real deal
You can bet your sweet patootie I'm the real deal
I used to chitchat that cotton sometimes leanin' on my hoe
We all know a hoe ain't just a hoe anymore
You educated gals are supposed to be so dang ol' smart
Sometimes you fool around and get the horse behind the cart
I'm one foot in the grave another on an ant hill
'Cause I'm the real deal
I can make the young girls squeal
'Cause I'm the real, real, real deal
You bet your sweet patootie I'm the real deal