HPV Cowboy

In the past when I was young

I was strong but I was dumb

Swang my partner dosey doe

Worked that pussy when the cold wind blowed

But now I'm on my own

Now I'm all alone

If I want things done I gotta do 'em myself

Can't rely on no one else

Now I'm gray, now I'm old

Stuck my penis in the glory hole

I was little, she was big

I was just a little kid

Taught me everything to do

What I learned I did to you

But now I'm on my own

Now I'm all alone

At the drive-in movie I didn't get far

Fed my penis to a candy bar

Swang my partner 'round and 'round

Put her in the air, put her in the ground