Trick or Treat (Hit the Street)

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Tonight's the night, it's Halloween

We see the street lights, and we're on the scene

Mr. Dunlo and MC Lars

You know we'll eat all your candy bars

If your light's on, we'll say what's up

But please don't give us a toothbrush

I always say to be yourself

Except tonight, be someone else

Don't have to buy it from a store

You can modify what's in your drawer

All you need at most is a white twin sheet

Be a ghost and hit the street

If it feels like your own house is haunted

Or you spend your days gettin' taunted

On Halloween we're on the same page

No one can even see your face

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Trick or treat, let's hit the street

Even as COVID threats decrease

This mask up on my face I'll keep

Ringing doorbells, I hold my satchel

Like "Give me candy," I act all casual

You see a grown man in a gremlin suit

At your door, what's one to do?

I never grew out of All Hallow's Eve

Plus I got mad tricks up my sleeve

It's Halloween, I'm on the scene

With Mr. Dunlo, the perfect team

And we've got mad pranks if you're not down

With putting lots of candy in our bags like now

Toilet paper, burning bags of poop

Smashing pumpkins up on your stoop

This is what you get for being so ageist