Slush-E Mart

I was working at the Slush-E Mart

When I got robbed by the Bandit Bot

Eating college noodles off the countertop.

I'm a convenience store clerk,

I guess it comes with the job

Working at the Slush-E mart

Scratching Smuggle Bucks

and Lumber Jackpots

Infinite overtime, infinite hot dogs

I just sit back and deploy the Cleaner bot

Working at the Slush-E Mart

It's 2050 and I love to job

I love the original taste of

Battery Acid Blue and

Thermal Paste Pink too.

Working at the Slush-E Mart

Working at the Slush-E Mart

I was working at the Slush-E Mart

Via Job Simulator VR

Made ten thousand in paper currency dollars

Yes it was a profitable day indeed

Working at the Slush-E Mart

Surrounded by old Macintosh-looking bots

I do my best not to lose the plot

but I'm a convenience store clerk

- at the Museum of Jobs

Working at the Slush-E Mart

It's 2050, but I love to job

I love the refreshing taste of

Battery Acid Blue and

Thermal Paste Pink too.

Working at the Slush-E Mart

Working at the Slush-E Mart

Working at the Slush-E Mart