Play Me Crazy

Well, I came home one night tired as I could be

I saw some shoes under my bed where my shoes supposed to be

I said, "Wake up, pretty mama, explain this stuff to me"

Whose shoes under my bed where my shoes supposed to be?

She said, "You acting silly once you open your eyes and see"

That ain't nothing but a cabbage head my mother gave to me

Now I've been all over the world, from Maine to Mexico

I ain't never saw a cabbage head with laces in it before

Try to play me crazy

Try to make a fool out of me

Try to play me crazy, crazy

She try to make a fool out of me

Well, next night I came home, still tired as a man could be

I saw a coat on my coat, right where my coat supposed to be

I said, "Wake up, pretty mama, explain this stuff to me

Who's coat on my coat, right where my coat supposed to be?"

She said, "You sounding silly, won't you open your eyes and see?"

That ain't nothing but a blanket my mama gave to me

I've been all over the world, from Maine to Mexico

I ain't never saw a blanket with sleeves in it before

Try to play me crazy

Try to make a fool out of me

Try to play me crazy, crazy

She try to make a fool out of me

Well, I came home late Christmas, y'all, tired as I can be

I saw a car in my driveway where my car's supposed to be

I said, "Wake up, pretty mama, explain this stuff to me

Whose car in my driveway where my car's supposed to be?"

She said, "Bobby, you're acting silly"

Once you open your eyes and see

That ain't nothing but a tricycle Santa left for me

I been all over the world from Maine to Mexico

I ain't never saw a tricycle with four wheels before

Try to play me crazy

Try to make a fool out of me

She tryna play me crazy, crazy

She try to make a fool out of me

She tryna play me crazy

Try to make a fool out of me

Crazy

Try to make a fool out of me

Crazy

Try to make a fool out of me

She try to play me crazy, crazy

She try to make a fool out of me