Finale

Ladies and Gentlemen

Shylock Productions in association with Pilgrim Enterprises

Presents the Bottom brothers and their touching life story

Who's that coming out of Cornwall with his brother?

It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!

Who's that startin' out with nothing but each other?

It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!

Yes, we are the Bottom brothers

Writing plays just like our mothers

Said we oughta do, we've learned a thing or two

He almost got us all beheaded (Sorry)

Instead we just got banished-ed (Yay!)

We came from London on a boat

We landed here and went and wrote

A play with songs and dancers galore

It's something no one else has ever seen before

So here we go

Putting on a show

And not just any old ordinary show

A big and bold extraordinary show

A must-see, magical

New, original musical

A musical

There's nothing as amazing as a musical

With song and dance

And sweet romance

And happy endings happening by happenstance

And you'll see

It will be only the beginning

This glorious creation called a musical

Have you heard the news?

Shakespeare's new play opened

They say it's his masterpiece

What's it called?

Hamlet

Hamlet! I was this close!

Welcome to America

Where nothing rhymes with America

But who's complaining?

Were living in the new world and living the dream

It's our debut

Welcome to America

Where everything is new

Welcome to America

Everything is new

Welcome to America

Land of opportunity!