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If you don't talk too much
You won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much
Your trouble will be double
Man, you're tellin' me
I got in trouble talkin' me of all people why
I was just walkin' along the street
And met a pretty girl and she said
Let's stop in some cafe and get me a bite to eat
And I said who you talkin' to?
She said you and I said who?
She said you and I said me
And she said yes and I said well no lady
I don't know well you see that we never met
Well I'd like to but I'm a little short on my
It's a long way to pay to know I couldn't
But I took her though
If you don't talk too much
You won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much
Your trouble will be double
Now when we got through eatin'
She just sat there talkin' yap yap yap
Like women will and the waiter come over
And handed me the biggest bill
And he said that's for you
And I said who you talkin' to?
And he said you and I said who?
And he said you and I said me
He said yes and I said well look
You got the wrong guy eighteen dollars
And fifty for what a cup of coffee
And a half we didn't even have onion
Don't I call the manager it's too much
I won't pay it call it but I'll tell you what
I paid him though
If you don't talk too much
You won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much
Your trouble will be double
Now I don't know exactly how it happened
But that gal sure hooked me for life
'Cause the next thing I knew
I was standin' in front of a preacher
And he was sayin'
Do you take this gal to be your lovin' wife?
And I said brother who you talkin' to?
He said you and I said who?
He said you and I said me
And he said yes and I said well no don't be silly
Why I hardly know I mean well I bought her a hamburger
Maybe a cup of I kissed her but she's too young
Her mother but I married her though
Now when we got home that night
I was feelin' so tired I was wishin' I was dead
But she was feelin' fine
And said honey it's two o'clock
It's time for us to go to bed
And I said who you talkin' to?
She said you and I said who?
She said you and I said me
She said yes and I said all right
If you don't talk too much
You won't get into trouble
But if you talk too much
Your trouble will be double