Who? Me?

If you don't talk too much

You won't get into trouble

But if you talk too much

Your trouble will be double

Man, you're tellin' me

I got in trouble talkin' me of all people why

I was just walkin' along the street

And met a pretty girl and she said

Let's stop in some cafe and get me a bite to eat

And I said who you talkin' to?

She said you and I said who?

She said you and I said me

And she said yes and I said well no lady

I don't know well you see that we never met

Well I'd like to but I'm a little short on my

It's a long way to pay to know I couldn't

But I took her though

If you don't talk too much

You won't get into trouble

But if you talk too much

Your trouble will be double

Now when we got through eatin'

She just sat there talkin' yap yap yap

Like women will and the waiter come over

And handed me the biggest bill

And he said that's for you

And I said who you talkin' to?

And he said you and I said who?

And he said you and I said me

He said yes and I said well look

You got the wrong guy eighteen dollars

And fifty for what a cup of coffee

And a half we didn't even have onion

Don't I call the manager it's too much

I won't pay it call it but I'll tell you what

I paid him though

If you don't talk too much

You won't get into trouble

But if you talk too much

Your trouble will be double

Now I don't know exactly how it happened

But that gal sure hooked me for life

'Cause the next thing I knew

I was standin' in front of a preacher

And he was sayin'

Do you take this gal to be your lovin' wife?

And I said brother who you talkin' to?

He said you and I said who?

He said you and I said me

And he said yes and I said well no don't be silly

Why I hardly know I mean well I bought her a hamburger

Maybe a cup of I kissed her but she's too young

Her mother but I married her though

Now when we got home that night

I was feelin' so tired I was wishin' I was dead

But she was feelin' fine

And said honey it's two o'clock

It's time for us to go to bed

And I said who you talkin' to?

She said you and I said who?

She said you and I said me

She said yes and I said all right

If you don't talk too much

You won't get into trouble

But if you talk too much

Your trouble will be double