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Once upon a time at FURNDWARE in Dallas, Texas…
Take care of them chops
Take care of them chops, oh
Take care of them chops
Take care of them chops, oooohhhh
Hey! I need you to earn yo keep,
You not finna gift me the thing you barely use and try to pass it off as value. (Exactly!)
I before E except after ME.
Ms. Johnson-Avery-Williams…
You better getcho ass off my bed with them outside clothes on, ok?! Who and what raised you? (Chile, I’m just saying)
Blessed and highly favored… IN Myself.
Rise to the Occasion: (what’s the occasion?) Bitch me.
Tuh! (TUH!) A dumb ass driving a smart car. (Shut up!)
You know she used to call me bubbling brown sugar back in the day. (Bitch)
When you gotta remix Patrice & send the kids "Try me nots" to help them to remember. (Remembering)
It’s a great idea for a journal entry,
BAD idea for a Facebook post.
Don’t. tweet. that.
There's no "IF" I said so. I just SAID it.
(You’re trying to provoke me.)
The eating and the topping is out cause you got homework to do. (Get to working the home)
Why you asking me? Ask Jeeves.
(FLATS?!)
Cause I ain’t never heard of nobody talm bout some “give the flats some” ya know? (oh we know!)
Ain’t nan song about a flat ass and the only thing I do flat is lay these burdens down. (Lay them on down then!)
DRUMS ONLY. (Fight yo mama)
Gimme a bridge, gimme a change, gimme a modulation
(I mean something). Cause we got places to go, (shit)
You ain’t finna vibe ME to death, ok??
That’s clearly too tall for me cause that went waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over my head, alright?
*pops tongue in E Flat*
Eat me outta house and home,
Body AND soul.
Whew! Oh my goodness!
I don’t know what I’d do without myself!
Myself, myself (My Seh-E-eh-E-Heh-Helf)
Baby, It’s giving sugar family
A ol’ nasty piece of carbohydrate caretaker
*Insert hissing a la auntie Nita in F Major and little Rand snickering here*
Mmm, there’s corn syrup
Oh yes and sugar
And palm oil
And Citric acid
Salt, soy
Artificial flavor, yeah yeah yeah, yes
*the carrying and whatnot continuous*
Charmed, I’m sure.
Somebody’s had enough
Alright now, Scurry right on along
Thank you, Toodaloo, ciao
I said “good day!”
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, Uh-huuuhhnnn.
*insert Daniel being loud here*