Fart-Tron 9000

I built a robot

Designed it to fart

The Fart-Tron 9000 was its name

But when I finished

And I turned it on

I hung my head in shame

Cause the robot went

(Hello!)

(Malfunction)

(Shutting down, down)

Oh Fart-Tron, why won't you fart?

We are off to a terrible start

I checked the fart circuits

And the fart subroutines

And I thought I found my mistake

I rebooted the fart system

And I waited with hope

To hear the sound that Fart-Tron would make

But the robot went

(Hello!)

(Shutting down)

(Hello!)

(Malfunction)

(Shutting down, shutting down)

Oh Fart-Tron, why won't you fart?

Your lack of farts might tear us apart

All I ever wanted was a robot for me

Who could fart on demand, through technology

Oh, Fart-Tron 9000 do you hear my plea?

Won't you please rip a big one for me?

There was one more thing

I thought I could try

So I turned the fart capacitor off