Prospector

Damn, Pa, where'd you find this?

I've been standing knee deep in a creek for weeks

I'm on a bag hunt, back up, keep the peace

If you're coming for my nuggets, you want peep a piece

All I think about is gold, all I eat is beans

I'm a prospector, so I stand out

In a muddy stream, hoping that it pans out

I got money, dreams, squatting with my hands out

If a squatter's on my land, that's a man down

I would give a damn, but I ran out

If she wants some beans, break the cans out

She got double B's, break the cans out

And if it's time to freak, blow my lamp out

Fuck a Netflix and chill

Swill this moonshine next to the still

Watch this new guy's excellent skill

He can juggle cow poops, call him Excrement Bill

Shit Willy for short

I will get millie's for sure

I can sense it man I'm this close

Bet all my descendants love crypto

Turkey jerky how I get my fiber

Smoking 'bacco she know I'm a piper

Sipping cider let me slip inside her

You ever 69 a 49er?

Big gray beard and I just turned thirty

Took a bath last year I'm already dirty

I'm in a swamp and a hurry

I gotta get on before the onset of scurvy

I haven't been the same since my mule died

I'm much more jacked

I hope you know your way around a washboard

I don't mean abs

I'm a prospector

So I stand out

In a muddy stream

Hoping that it pans out

I got money dreams

Squatting with my hands out

If a squatter's on my land

That's a man down

I would give a damn

But I ran out

If she want some beans

Break the cans out

She got double B's

Break the cans out

And if it's time to freak

Blow my lamp out

Play the fiddle

Take a piddle with my pants down