Absolute

I didn't become a little bit of a slag

I became a total slag

Absolutely filthy

Absolutely messy

I'm drinking Absolut, I'm getting absolutely ketty

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty

But I just rolled a spliff, and it's absolutely petty

Absolutely filthy

Absolutely messy

I'm drinking Absolut, I'm getting absolutely ketty

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty

But I just rolled a spliff, and it's absolutely petty

You're a bitch, you're a car, you're a (slag)

Always got your nose in someone else's bag

I heard you're getting married, I feel sorry for the fella

'Cause you fucked everybody on the stag

I'm getting absolutely wavy

Absolutely hammered

I've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered

By the time I get to bed, I'm feeling absolutely knackered

But chat shit, get your face absolutely splattered

Chat shit, get your face absolutely caved in

You shoulda fucking stayed in

I'm absolutely raging

I'm blazing on this haze thing, it's absolutely smelly

It's tasting so amazing, it's absolutely ready (wow)

I'm absolutely out of it

Absolutely tripping

Drinking Absolut, and now I'm absolutely kipping (kipping)

Everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping (drip-drop)

I need to go to bed, my head is absolutely spinning

You're a slag, you're a bitch, you're a dirty little troller

Your vagina smelling like an out of date product

Smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops (woah)

You can suck my dick and you can lick my hairy bollocks (dirty)

Absolutely pissed off

Absolutely done with 'em

Everybody's gurning, looking like they're chewing bubblegum (piss off)

Absolutely menacing

Absolutely troublesome

When I finish wrapping up, I'm wrapping up another one

(Slag)

I didn't become a little bit of a slag

I became a total slag

'Cause I'm not absolutely tired, I feel absolutely wired

Dig my fingers in the bag, that shit was absolutely fire

My spliff is fully rammed, the thought that it would count the day up

Took a perf and sip my rum, now I feel absolutely higher

Think your tracks are banging, bro? They're absolutely dire

Your girl's a dirty slag, my uncle wouldn't even try her

Stick it in a brothel, I bet nobody would buy her

So please stop acting gangster, you're an absolute liar

To be absolutely honest, you're an absolute novice

Pushed a couple weights and think you're absolutely solid

It's absolutely stinking

It's absolutely horrid

Absolutely giving, 'cause you will not make a profit

So absolutely, yes, you should absolutely stop it

I'm absolutely gone, you see me take off like a rocket

Your DJ's in the cash, yeah, he's in the rave knoshing

Anytime I'm on the set, the rave is absolutely moshing

(Slag)