The Ladies' Room

Excuse me, you know what I'm looking for

That door, around the corner

Down the staircase of my mind

Wallpaper peeling off the walls

A dance spot on the floor

But I ignore that 'cause I know what's coming

You can tell me anything

All your secrets are safe

We can powder our noses

Neuroses celebrated in the

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

It's open for business

Take a minute, read the writing on the wall

Who cares if Mary's a whore?

Reputations lost and found on this consecrated ground

Call 3-1-3, oh bless you

Perfect that mask and put your lipstick in place

Red on red until you're ready to face

The potential disgrace

After leaving the safety of a basement room

That sacred mirror

Where your reflection is true

And now you shared your confessions

You're free because you visited the

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

We're open for business

Now you've told me everything

I won't say a word

I watch you operating

But I forget what I heard inside the

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

We're open for business

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

We're open for business, come on in

Ladies' room

Ladies' room

Ladies' room