Hospital Love

I used to go for dull romance

We'd both get drunk and drop our pants

Now when the week ends I look toward

Sex in the emergency ward

I like those quivering people

They're always very feeble

I make them put on sterile gowns

And feed them lots of ups and downs

Oh baby give me your hospital love

We'll do it hanging from traction above

Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves

Come on and give me your hospital love

Let me do it with a bed pan

Let me do it with a dead man

Let me do it on the table

Give me shots so I am able

Put me in intensive care

Make sure that my tent won't tear

Give me extra oxygen

So there's strength to do it again

Oh baby give me your hospital love

We'll do it hanging from traction above

Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves

Come on and give me your hospital love

Exploratory surgery

Can't wait to see what we will see

We'll start off with a speculum

And then the cystoscopy room

We'll keep on wheeling down the hall

Our illnesses are such a ball

We'll get down on our hands and knees

And both end up as amputees

Oh baby give me your hospital love

We'll do it hanging from traction above

Can't wait to put on my surgical gloves

Come on and give me your hospital love